Wednesday, September 2, 2020
Megalodon - The New Evidence
Megalodon - The New Evidence Does Megalodon: The New Evidence present a convincing case for the presence of this goliath ancient shark? In the event that youve just watched the reprise of a years ago Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives (retitled, for Shark Week 2014, Megalodon: The Extended Cut) you presumably havent gotten your expectations up. Inquire here for live updates during the show! 10:00 PM EST: Well, Discovery is staying with the huge untruth. Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives is as yet a narrative, Collin Drake is as yet a sea life scholar, and Megalodon is still among us. Additionally, response in mainstream researchers was blended, despite the fact that no respectable researcher has upheld the show. Clearly, the drama on-screen character who plays Collin Drake has irately been seeking after leads for as long as year, and Discovery has the nerve to sit him down inverse the shows have as though hes a real researcher. 10:03 PM EST: The expression Lazarus taxon, as articulated by Collin Drake, more likely than not taken a considerable amount of practice. No, you cannot illustrate the presence of Megalodon from the (built up reality) that coelacanths despite everything slink the universes seas. 10:06 PM EST: Basically, the narrative got my name out there, says Collin Drake, the main verifiable actuality expressed on this show up until now. Likewise, adorable of Collin to ridicule watchers clearly photoshopped Megalodon previews, considering Discoverys own photoshop dirty tricks. 10:09 PM EST: Jake Shelton, who right? A snappy Google search is useless. In the event that anybody has any leads, email me immediately at dinosaursaboutguide.com. PS, that improved picture of Megalodon eating a whale is one of the most absurd impacts at any point seen on unscripted television. 10:15 PM EST: New proof from Collin Drake, from an anonymous U.S. government office. A satellite photograph close Sao Paolo, Brazil, appears as though a monster oil slick. in any case, is really a multitude of microorganisms. What's more, look, theres a 70-foot shark right close by, caught in full (counterfeit) outline! U.S. National Geospacial Intelligence Agency (indeed, it truly exists) media relations contact Linda Strong says something. its enjoyable to conjecture, she says, yet she wont cooperate with the Megalodon scam. This one doesnt appear to be an entertainer, she may really be an authentic individual! 10:26 PM EST: The person who plays Collin Drake, Im reluctant to state, isnt a generally excellent entertainer. For reasons unknown, hes discussing a whale with extremely old lance inserted in its stow away, which is by all accounts veering somewhat off course. In any case, hello, Megalodon was as large as a mammoth whale, correct? 10:30 PM EST: Mirena Malik, who right? No proof of her reality in Google. In the event that shes truly from the U.S. Topographical Survey, she ought to be terminated for imparting a table to Collin Drake and obliging this joke, however as a matter of fact Collin is improving at the logical language. Malik says Megalodon would be the obvious end result from the accessible proof, so now Im thinking entertainer as opposed to geologist. 10:35 PM EST: Collin Drake exposed, on account of a ready journalist! Hes Darron Meyer, a South African entertainer, whose profile you can see on IMDB. 10:40 PM EST: Its as far as anyone knows somebody named Gavin Curring from the South African Department of Environmental Affairs. Refreshingly, he says Collin Drake is a fake, however not really refreshingly he at that point keeps up that that phony South African sanction vessel catastrophe was brought about by an orca instead of a Megalodon. No such individual as Gavin Curring, as indicated by a speedy Google search, and the person is a vile entertainer. The profundity of the Discovery Channels guile is genuinely astounding. 10:51 PM EST: Collin Drake was 100 percent sure he labeled Megalodon a year ago, yet the shark probably pigeon to beneath 6000 feet. Shocking revelation: Maybe it wasnt a Megalodon all things considered. Drake thought about all the choices, and utilizing Occams Razor, he infers that there are actually...wait for it....two Megalodons, not one, and theyre recreating! 10:55 PM: Martin Isaacs, a specialist and movie producer for the Australian Marine Biodiversity Project, which doesnt exist. Is it true that you are astounded that he concurs with Collin Drakes discoveries? Conditions are directly for Megalodon to make a rebound. 11:00 PM: pleasant evening, Megalodon. Goodbye, Collin Drake. I have to wash up. Ã A year ago, to commence Shark Week, the Discovery Channel circulated one of the most despicable narratives throughout the entire existence of unscripted television: Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives. This two-hour party featured sea life scientist Collin Drake, who was really played by an Australian drama entertainer, and had the nerve to create a lethal angling pontoon debacle off the shoreline of South Africa as though it were recorded truth. Basically, the whole show was made up from start to finishbut enough unwary watchers were taken in that today, a huge number of individuals trust Megalodon still slinks the universes seas. (Peruse my survey of this show.) Presently its nearly an ideal opportunity for Shark Week 2014, and the Discovery Channel is grinding away once more. Heres the ad spot from the official site: In April 2013, an angling vessel off the shoreline of South Africa was assaulted, murdering all ready. A TV group reported Marine Biologist Collin Drake as he attempted to decide the predator capable. Megalodon: The New Evidence presents Shark Week watchers with stunning new proof and meeting film.
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